Weathered Canvas That Feels Like a Well-Loved Thesis, Minimalist Straps That Speak of Quiet Confidence: Bag with Academic Soul.
Weathered Canvas That Feels Like a Well-Loved Thesis, Minimalist Straps That Speak of Quiet Confidence: Bag with Academic Soul. Weathered Canvas That Feels Like a Well-Loved Thesis, Minimalist Straps That Speak of Quiet Confidence: Bag with Academic Soul.
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Pretend I'm An Financial Advisor Halloween Costume Idea Tote Bag

Pretend I'm An Financial Advisor Halloween Costume Idea Tote Bag

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  • Features the phrase "Pretend I'm An Financial Advisor" in a bold, clean font, ideal for fans of financial satire, sarcastic humor, or low-effort professional cosplay and Halloween Costume Ideas!
  • Perfect for poking fun at the finance world or pulling off a minimalist joke costume. Great for meme lovers, office humor fans, or anyone spoofing corporate culture.
  • 16” x 16” bag with two 14” long and 1” wide black cotton webbing strap handles.
  • Made of a lightweight, spun polyester canvas-like fabric.
  • All seams and stress points are double-stitched for durability, and the reinforced bottom flattens to fit more items and hold larger objects.
  • Spot clean/dry clean only.


Slide into the satirical side of finance with this bold, straight-faced design that reads “Pretend I’m An Financial Advisor.” Designed in tall, white uppercase letters, the look mimics clean-cut financial branding while delivering tongue-in-cheek humor. It’s a perfect choice for those who love poking fun at corporate culture, hedge fund hustle, or the illusion of Finance glamour. Whether you’re an actual finance pro, a B-school student, or just someone who enjoys dry humor, this design is a clever way to broadcast irony. Ideal for office-themed events, finance parties, or Halloween when you want to cosplay capitalism with zero effort. It also fits perfectly into the viral meme world of “pretend professions,” where saying less means everything. Whether you’re mocking hustle and grind culture or just want a solid laugh, this design delivers sharp wit with minimalist flair.



  • Package Dimensions ‏ : ‎ 14.5 x 9.5 x 2 inches; 11.2 ounces
  • Date First Available ‏ : ‎ May 7, 2025
  • Manufacturer ‏ : ‎ merch_template

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